Taller Story

The Evening Standard puts the boots into Tall Story MP in their Londoners Dairy gossip column.

 

• SKULLDUGGERY in the House. Tory Daniel Kawczynski has complained to the Speaker that Labour MP Paul Flynn used a Commons Committee Room to launch his new book, The Unusual Suspects. Perhaps Kawczynski is jealous that whereas Flynn’s book was serialized by the Mail on Sunday, he got no such deal. But then Kawczynski didn’t even manage to interview Colonel Gaddafi for his own book, Seeking Gaddafi, which might have hampered anyone snapping it up.

 

Daniel has published his complaint. It is not addressed to the Speaker but the Parliamentary Commissioner for Standards. As an example of pompous twaddle it deserves to be quoted in full. His claim is entirely false, as Speaker Bercow has confirmed is a letter to me.

 

 

Dear Mr Lyon,

 

I write to request your attention with regards to a matter that has caused me considerable frustration. I hope that given the flagrant disregard shown towards the rules governing the Parliamentary estate, you will investigate the following matter and take the serious action the situation warrants.

 

On March 8th, from 18:00 – 20:00, the Thatcher Room in Portcullis House was booked for a private event by the Hon member for Newport West, Mr Paul Flynn MP. It is my understanding however that the event in question is promoting the honourable member’s book that has recently been published.

 

The rules of the House with regards room bookings are clear, and to quote the Parliamentary commissioner for standards:

 

    The Rules on booking rooms make clear that they can be booked for purposes connected to the Parliamentary duties of the Member booking the room. This excludes "events of a commercial nature."

 

Any disregard of these rules causes me great frustration, as it brings the House, through use of its facilities by members, into disrepute; causing the standing of Parliament to fall even further in the eyes of the electorate. This case becomes even more pertinent to myself as in my own endeavors to be as transparent and accountable as possible in using facilities that have been funded by the taxpayer, I recently held the launch of my book, a biography of Colonel Gaddafi, at the Royal Institute of Mechanical Engineers on Birdcage Walk. This I did at considerable cost as I felt and was indeed advised by Commons Authorities that to use a room in the Commons to launch my book would be inappropriate and an abuse of taxpayers' money.

 

For Mr Flynn to be able to use facilities on the Parliamentary estate in order to host an event which promotes his own book I find to be a blatant breach of Commons rules and is wholly unacceptable.

 

I implore you therefore to take up this matter with the honourable member, as I believe him to be entirely culpable for breaching regulations governing the use of rooms on the Parliamentary estate. Should this be the case, I feel the right course of action would be for the member to be invoiced with the equivalent rates for hiring the same sized room for duration of two hours in a central London location in SW1A.

 

I sincerely hope that this matter will be dealt with the utmost seriousness and vigour, and I look forward very much to receiving your response in due course.

 

Daniel Kawczynski MP

 

It was news to me that Kawczynski had written a book. I could find only one dire review.

“However, Daniel Kawczynski appears to have had no direct access to Muammar Gaddafi or his ministers. His verbatim reporting of what Libyans have to say is confined to a businessman and a dissident living in London. The rest of his account is almost entirely second-hand.”

I shall not be bothering the Standards people or the Speaker about Kawczynski’s lack of courtesy in not informing me of his complaint. I will be content to receive his apology in due course.

Honour due

The Welsh Guards who had served in Afghanistan were warmly welcomed when they marched through the centre of Newport today.

The crowds were enthusiastic. They wanted to thanks the troops for their courage. The soldiers were given the honour that is due to them.

For once an occasion of this kind was probably too brief.

Comments

[Patrick]

The dilemma for people like Kawczynski is they cannot accept that others work and think differently to them.

The fact that a successful book launch will mean more readers will only ever translate to mean more cash to a Tory.

Book sales are on-going so it's difficult to work out whether a profit is going to be made. Perhaps you could establish whether the book will indeed cover costs or indeed make money then donate any profit to a charity of your choice.

You could then send Kawczynski a copy of the cheque with a signed copy of the unusual suspect (only for his time and trouble).

It's never too late to try to save a Tory but Kawczynski does appear on the surface to be a complex puzzle needing more than the usual case diagnosis.

[Adamski]

You may find this story interesting -

"A War of Perception and Misinformation
The Siege of the Fictional City of Marja

For weeks, the U.S. public followed the biggest offensive of the Afghanistan War against what it was told was a "city of 80,000 people" as well as the logistical hub of the Taliban in that part of Helmand. That idea was a central element in the overall impression built up in February that Marja was a major strategic objective, more important than other district centres in Helmand.

It turns out, however, that the picture of Marja presented by military officials and obediently reported by major news media is one of the clearest and most dramatic pieces of misinformation of the entire war, apparently aimed at hyping the offensive as a historic turning point in the conflict.

Marja is not a city or even a real town, but either a few clusters of farmers' homes or a large agricultural area covering much of the southern Helmand River Valley."
http://www.counterpunch.org/porter03082010.html

[Paul Flynn]

That's a good idea, Patrick. The very last thing in my mind when I write books is making money. The serialisation of my book recovers most of the publisher's expenses. Anyone who believes that they can make money out of political book is due to be disappointed.

[Paul Flynn]

Thanks Adamski. Can we ever believe a word they say?

[Kay Tie]

"Can we ever believe a word they say?"

No.