Beard envy surges.
Folly and error infect Australia - a consequence probably of being ruled by airhead Abbott.
Oz wisdom states that beards must go because they are unfashionably common. Margaret Thatcher banned beards in her cabinet. It was all part of the feminisation of politics. Many MPs succumbed to the barefaced bullying. Dangerous retreat. Having surrendered one male appendage, what other male appendages will be threatened next.
Shaving is a wholly unnatural act created by male vanity and female beard envy. It wastes time, money and plunders the environment. Beards are a rare survival of masculinity in an effete society.
A bearded country is a better country in touch with its male assertiveness.
Let millions of beards triumph, unhindered, uncut and magnificent.